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This is a really shit idea. You know why? Coz it's really obviously a shit idea!

Created on 2004-01-03 04:59:12 (#1770390), last updated 2009-08-21

1,783 comments received, 3,251 comments posted

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Name:Glindon
Birthdate:1984-11-10
Location:Stockton-on-Tees/Durham, United Kingdom
Website:Home Game

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Julie_Glindon@Yahoo.co.uk
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"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else"


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30 Random Facts You Never Knew About Glindon*


1. My name is actually Julie but only my family call me that, everyone else calls me by my surname like a big man.
2. I have a 2:1 honours degree in English Language and Linguistics from University of Durham and lived in Van Mildert College (much better than Hatfield) - that's right, we even have a page on Wikipedia and are definitely teh sex.
3. I'm now a Student Teacher in General Primary back up at Durham.
4. I am the biggest Boro fan in the world - fact. I am also a glutton for punishment.
5. I am also a film geek enthusiast.
6. There is a chance that I'm the clumiest person on the planet.
7. I could happily live on Pringles and Seaweed.
8. I don't have LJ friending policy as I think it's pretentious - as long as you're not a social retard. There are many of them on LJ
9. If Oasis and Green Day fought for the title for "best band in the world" it would be a draw. Then whilst they're fighting Amy Winehouse would rule the world.
10. I like to eat cold takeaway food and watch Match of the Day
11. I love being footloose and fancy free, and hate commitment, but one day I want to have lots of babies.
12. I'm not racist, sexist or homophobic but I tend to be a little fattist.
13. Blonde by name, blonde by nature.
14. If you want to buy me a drink, I'll have a bottle of Magners or a Southern Comfort and Coke.
15. I'm terrified of cats, spiders, puppets and clowns.
16. I hate Bolton Wanderers more than I hate Man United, but less than I hate the scheming, cheating Geordies.
17. I have far too many Glindonisms, which make people think I'm more than a little bit kooky.
18. I can be both too mannish and too girly.
19. I spend most my money on football, dvds and shoes.
20. When I'm having a crisis, it's usually down to Tigger. But don't ask me to define who Tigger is because you'll be here all day.
21. I collect quotes.
22. Whilst I was raised methodist I'm now an Agnostic, although I like to think of myself as a humanist and am an active member of Amnesty International.
23. My ideal day would be going to a movie or a football match, followed by playing drinking games at a house party.
24. I'm a conosseuir of walks. My favourite ever walk belongs to [info]winkmasterflash.
25. I overuse the word "mental" and "mentalist" - it's mental.
26. For as long as I've been a film fan, I've idolised Leonardo DiCaprio and Danny Boyle.
27. I'm the biggest Daddy's girl you will ever meet. Several people have said that so many things about me have became clear once they've met my Dad.
28. I lurve pink - colour not the singer.
29. 29th Febraury 2004 was the best day of my life, anyone who has to ask why doesn't know me well enough, which you really should because I'm lovely.
30. I spend far too much time on Livejournal and the internet....

*If you're reading this then it's either 30 things you do know about Glindon or you just don't care

Some people think football is a matter of life and death, I assure them it is much more serious than that" - Bill Shankly

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind - Mahatma Ghandi

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Schools:

Oak Tree Primary School - Stockton-on-Tees, England - County Durham, United Kingdom (1989 - 1996)
Grangefield School - Stockton-on-Tees, England - County Durham, United Kingdom (1996 - 2001)
Stockton Sixth Form College - Stockton-on-Tees, England - County Durham, United Kingdom (2001 - 2003)
Durham University - Van Mildert College - Durham, England - County Durham, United Kingdom (2003 - 2006)
Stockton Riverside College - Stockton-on-Tees, England - County Durham, United Kingdom (2006 - 2007)
Durham University - College of St Hild and St Bede - Durham, England - County Durham, United Kingdom (2008 - present)
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